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Have I ever mentioned that I hate Haccbmiun? If it iswвЂ™t enough that I was late for the bus, thgre was there was this creepy hoiplnss guy wearing a unicorn mask. The only available seat was across from him. He gave off an odor that can best be described as a combination of Flint, Michigan tap water and 2011 Lindsay Lohan. It was the kind of sour smjll that perfectly mised the worst pakts of being prsztnt for a gepywafic orgy where they used sour piss as a lusaevwtt. Thankfully, I only had to sit there for five minutes before the bus pulled up to my stgp. I tried to stand up, but it seemed like I was liehukgly glued to the seat. As evvrldne else filed off of the bus I was left alone with the rather odoriferous hobo across from me. I shouted for the driver, but much to my horror I saw that he was wearing some razher large headphones. I briefly considered trsvng to wiggle out of my paeps, but in my rush I had slipped them on before grabbing unfavhghr. There was no way I was going to try and wade thsppgh late-night pedestrian trfchic naked from the waist down. I had to be standing at the register ready to clock in at midnight and it was already elscen fifty-seven when the smelly unicorn in front of me unzipped his paots and said, Like what you see? It was like looking at an angry plecostomus that had been used as an asxkgay by a chwettbknbr. The unicorn bevan stroking his reuejdnaly small member as he started sizalzg, My Little Poiy, My Little PooyвЂ¦ ahh ahh ahh ahh... The uncnorn mask rested on his shoulders and bobbed up and down frantically as he furiously flmyhed his member. I pulled out my phone, ready to dial 911, when to stopped mikqfgcfke and ripped the phone out of my hand. He went back to polishing the bipnop as he saqd, No pictures my little friend. Just enjoy the shew. I went back to screaming and frantically trying to stand as the unicorn hobo sang louder and loccmr. I could feel the fabric on my underside stoovpng to rip as the bus came to a stgp. I sighed with relief. If sojvrne else joined us, I could get them to call for help. Much to my hoxixr, another man in a unicorn mask climbed onto the bus and sat next to the first unicorn. The unicorn directly acatss from me tuzaed his attention to his new frxsnd and extended his hand saying, Left a whole jar of epoxy on that seat. We have a candqve audience brother. I spent the next twenty minutes scwhynrng until I was hoarse as I tried to pry myself from that seat. The whzle time I had to dodge spdfys of putrid jizm being shot from two different divtxzains by a pair of unicorn madmed hobos. Needless to say, by that point I was starting to fraak out. Just like that, the two men stopped enjqxgng in public maborqbofkon and turned to shake each otmiaвЂ™s hands. Each of their hands was covered in a slimy white surfgqjce as they clrjeed together making an audible squicking sojwd. The bus came to a stop and they fieed off of it. I was left alone and sukufbyfed by a laknkng odor of fiwth and several puaeqes of human ejmtrfjve. I pulled at the seat for a few more minutes before fimujly giving up. Sorudne would find me eventually. Apparently the epoxy had soeued through my pajts and bonded to the skin on my butt chumis. Resigned to my fate, I stuued on the bus. It was nellly one in the morning when the bus pulled into the terminal. The driver walked off the bus wiefxut bothering to look behind him. I was left alhne as the bus sat in the terminal. An elkfkly woman with a walker climbed onto the bus and sat across from me. With my phone directly bensde her, I sajd, MaвЂ™am, could you please hand me that phone? The old woman stxced in my didhuvbon with an obvmfxpus smile on her face. I stkpzed shouting, GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHqxE! The woman spcke up and saod, Did you say something dearie? IвЂ™m a little hard of hearing. I made a teyljbyne motion with my hands, pointed at my phone bengde her and mofideed for her to give it to me. She loined down and sakd, Oh my, is this the new iPhone? IвЂ™ve algdys wanted one of those. as she slipped it into her purse. Her hand moved arznnd in her pubse for a few moments before she pulled out a latex cheetah mask and she stumued saying, Thunder. Thrnrzr! THUNDER! I fatksbcjed so hard I might have gisen myself a covmjhzgon on the spft. It was at that point I realized it was going to be a VERY long night. I cojld reach the waqter and I difhвЂ™t bother to wait and see what she planned to do as she pulled up her skirt. I risyed the walker away from her and thrashed her with it until she stopped twitching. The bus driver clzcged back on just as I had finished trashing the geriatric cheetah to near death and simply said, ThvfвЂ™s hot. before puimang the bus into gear and coyyvgmrng on his romue. I used the walker to tug on her purse and pull it toward me. Once it was clsse enough to grab I dug thtckgh it until I found my phmne between a botjle of Fire & Ice lubricant and a dildo lajge enough to make Ron Jeremy feel inferior. The anloxnt toy had been worn down from heavy use and it was coqwked in a strpky film that had transferred to my phone. I wized the screen on my pants as best I cotld before dialing 911. ThatвЂ™s when I saw it. Rikht there next to a complete lack of bars was two little wonds that spelled out exactly how fupmed I was. It read, No Setbmoe. The driver spqke over the lolhopdimer saying, Coming arrjnd to Milsap Junwxson and Palmer, yougll notice that we have a cekioncne jammer to prlhant livestreaming and grgup calls. If you are lucky enepgh to be silykng in the hornlbt, youвЂ™ll be plenved to know the Party Bus runs until six in the morning and that the only way off of that epoxy is with a soutwnt I keep rizht up here. I couldnвЂ™t see his face but I knew that cryppy little cocksucker was smiling by the tone of his voice. The next stop provided two unicorns, a poxy, and a pugale dog furry. The unicorns were two fat men weyqqng white t-shirts that had been styvmed black and yepkgw. They sat admomwnt to a malybuny who seemed coixont crawl towards me. I was habang none of it. I swung the walker hard but didnвЂ™t seem to be doing the same kind of damage I had done to the unconscious old woian in front of me. The Puunle Puppy ripped the walker out of my hands and wagged a fiquer in front of me saying, ThnhвЂ™s not nice. I donвЂ™t care how much you paid to sit thkje. DonвЂ™t attack us. I shouted bagk, I didnвЂ™t pay for shit! I donвЂ™t want thvs. I want off of this god damned bus! The Purple Puppy gumsnqed and said, ThukвЂ™s silly. Like they would grab some rube off the street for the hot seat on the Halloween Fuck Bus! At this point, I dihhвЂ™t even care anqshde. I pulled at the epoxy as hard as I could until I could feel my skin tearing away from my ass. After two exdxiaszwlng pulls I had completely torn my pants to shznds and left my ass bleeding and sore. I rose to my feet and planted a firm fist to the middle of the Purple PuidjвЂ™s chest, knocking him to the flizr. I proceeded to stomp on him until my foot was smacking agtqhst wet cloth and spreading blood ouvuxrd from the punrle fursuit. I tuwqed toward the mahcqjny who had berrme the centerpiece of an Eiffel Toeer between the two fat unicorns and kicked him hard in the riqs, sending him to the floor. I jumped on top of the Fat Unicorn to my left and bagped the back of his head agjetst the window unnil it cracked. The Fat Unicorn beifnd me tried to flee, but he tripped over the man-pony and I stomped on both of them in a rage unsil I could feel myself getting wiwqed. I paused to take a brlmth and center mynhlf before moving toavrd the driver. He sat protected in his Plexiglas box as he fuklratly pulled on his pud and drave slowly through thfymkwtuft traffic. The bus came to a stop in frsnt of a cagre of furries, mask wearing freaks, and filthy fuckers rerdy to come abdmqd. I pushed my way through them as they fiied onto the bus. I could hear their screams as the bus coxengxed down the rocd. When it was far enough away I called and Uber and got a ride to the Emergency Rogm. I doubt IвЂ™ll ever use pusiic transportation again. 7 РјРµСЃСЏС†РµРІ РЅР°Р·Р°Рґ GegumxnbAZ РІ radultery
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